STOP! VEGAN POLICE!
I'm 18 and moving to Nottingham in a few months time. I'm boring, don't follow me.
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I'm 18 and moving to Nottingham in a few months time. I'm boring, don't follow me.
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Please stop spreading this around.
The Skyrim joke as-was was funny. Please don’t ruin it by making it a non-funny, misogynistic joke of the “ball-and-chain sort” (you know, the euphemism for a woman holding back the husband from doing anything fun).
^^^ this.
It was a random line they threw in to give the guards more personality.
The marriage thing seems to be a bad joke that started on gamefaqs and got spread with no actual source.
(via coooode)
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| Creepy Customer: | Excuse me, I need some help with the plants. |
| Me: | Okay, how can I help? |
| Creepy Customer: | *Points to plant* Do you know what this is? |
| Me: | No? |
| Creepy Customer: | It's a PUSSY willow. *creepy smile* |
do you ever remember how much of a good show roswell was and it just makes you sad there were never more episodes/its finished
